Sunday, September 27, 2009

Hmmmmm...What Could These Be For?


and what could they possibly have to do with these?

Let's just say I'm going to try my hand at a new craft thing...and naturally, I'll burn the livin' fire out of my fingers with the Industrial Sized Black & Decker Glue Gun my husband bought for me years ago...

Life Lesson #283: Never send a guy to buy anything that plugs in and might even remotely be considered a "tool".

My glue gun is so big and gets so hot that it could, in a pinch, be used as a welding device...

Needless to say, any session that involves my glue gun also involves me askin' God for lots of forgiveness for my filthy mouth...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

RUN, Don't Walk...

to your nearest K-Mart to get these: Rooster Plates from the Country Living Collection @ K-Mart! and even with my horrible photography skills, surely ya'll can see how great these are...the make of these remind me of Buffalo China...which I love...and have...

And the little banner says (no, you aren't having sugar problems, it is, again, my mad photography skills at work) "Good Food, Good Friends"...For me to pay straight retail for anything is amazing...but I shelled out the 19.99 plus 7% sales tax for a set of 4 (that is how they come) and I'm havin' to restrain myself from driving over there right now to get a second set...if there are any left!

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UPDATE: so, apparently, I'm not all that great at restraining myself when Chicken Plates are involved...and, yes, I do call all chickens "chicken"...even the guy ones...

Sunday, September 06, 2009

It's Beginning to Feel a Little Fall-ish...

here in Southeastern Georgia...even tho' the days still climb into the 90s, the nights fall wonderfully into the upper 60s...hot days are bearable when the mornings are cool and it isn't until well after lunch time that heat-induced crankiness and fatigue sets in*...

Besides the thermometer and the level of rage induced by tryin' to quickly move in and out of the local Hell-Mart's parking lot...which is the size of a recreational park's football field...and the hotter it is, the crazier and meaner people get(naturally, I do strongly feel that anybody tryin' to turn left across the oncoming backed-up-to-South Carolina right lane traffic into the backed-up-to-Florida left lane traffic from the parking lane adjacent to the bustling pedestrian crossing ought to be, well,PUNISHED is the politest word I have available for use this moment...severely punished...I mean, really severely punished...when it is cooler weather, I can benevolently smile upon the idiot and wish him/her well in his or her entitled world with only minor karma hit points) , I have another gauge for Fall Weather Approaching...Projects**

Come September, it is time to get Deadly Serious about what projects need to be done, by whom, and by when...the "when" actually being code for "by time to start decorating for Christmas"... Hence my lack of awareness that a whole month has gone by since my last post...not that I'm such a stickler about timely posting anyway...

Exhibit A: stripped down second full bath...installing beadboard, new lighting, base boards and, possibly, a beautiful old buffet to convert into a vanity...only hitch... just this afternoon we discovered this beautiful buffet
may not make the turn into bathroom...crud...tomorrow, it'll be like watchin' The Rose Bowl Parade and holdin' our breath to see if the biggest float ever can make that impossible turn on that corner the announcers always get freaked about...Cynthia seems fine with our purposed sink vanity sitting right in the middle of the hallway...selfish selfish kitty... Exhibit B: stripped down master bathroom...new beadboard, lighting and baseboards...thank you, Lord, that we don't need a new vanity in this one...but the tub, well, that is a tale for another day...Exhibit C: master bedroom with patched holes and no baseboards...will be painting and putting in new baseboardsTruly, I do not know why there were so many holes in that wall...well, the big one, yes, I do know why...we had a flat screen mounted there...that requires a big honkin' hole, apparently, for the at-most 1/2" diameter cable...who knew?

anyhoo...a couple of other little indicators of more forgivin' weather here in our little corner of Georgia:

Our pear tree that is only 2 years in the ground. I love an over-achiever in the garden Yankee Candles' Purr-Chouli candle...I cannot help it...I know patchouli got a Bad Rep in the 60s but I love it Fall Mags...what's not to love?*****************************************************************************
*Yes, I know...Mother Nature is only toying with us...

**Made more Deadly Serious this year by our son's pending marriage and backyard reception HERE!!!

***I was at the store, grousing because my issue of CL hadn't come in YET HERE IT IS IN THE STORE ON THE SHELVES FOR EVERY FREAKIN' BODY ELSE, when Mr G piped up with "it's at home...it's under that stuff on the buffet by the front door...I've only back from a trip, excitedly waiting on my cool fall issue of CL, but that's okay...I was too happy to seek revenge...and, yes, I realize I should pursue a more exciting lifestyle...which I would if I weren't happy as a pig in slop doing what I do...

I will be spending the next several computer sessions catching up on alllll the blogs I like...ya'll are some prolific bloggers :)

it's all about the journey...